my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed, gay child
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
OKAY
AJAX SOAP
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
I love when people FINALLY make the mythology connection.
Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.
i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG
I’m not even sorry
This is what the internet was made for.
i need 5 hours of tumblr to balance out my 5 minutes of studying
The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”
because i need money
what do you want me to say omfg
I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
single most awkward moment of my young life was when i watched this
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